Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Photo Flashback: 1985

Here I am looking pensive at the Church of Scientology Visitors Center in Royal Oak, Michigan, in the summer of '85. Having experienced it themselves, my friends took me there to have my personality audited, knowing full well it would lead the L. Ron Hubbard-ites to recommend massive rehabilitation. The staff was horrified by my results (it seems Tom Cruise & the Gang frown upon sarcasm and, what do you call it -- perceived homosexuality) and suggested a litany of costly cures. Nina and I began to laugh hysterically and went running out of the joint, not realizing it was my faintest chance at stardom that I was really leaving behind ....

Church of the Poison Mind?

Type 2 "Dianetics"?

4 comments:

dit said...

Such great photos. I remember doing something very similar. Who knew a personality test would lead to paying for treament. lol

Mark LeGault said...

LOL I remember that! When I did the test the staff could not BELIEVE I wasn't willing to dish out $4.50 for the paperback of Dianetics!

Anonymous said...

OMG, this makes you even more fabulous than I previously realized! DYING over here.

Anonymous said...

I went to that exact same Dianetics center with my girlfriend in 1987 probably. Afterwards I think we went over to Noir Leather and bought some hot clothes to wear to The Shelter – just to get the creepy Dianeticism off of us.