'Chicken or Beef?'

John Lennon Martina Navratilova hangs out with the other Chrissie.

Siouxie Sioux is still a babe.

What the fuck happened to Pamela Anderson's face? (And when did she turn into one of the Spice Girls -- what was she called? Haggy Spice?

Lene Lovitch emerges from god-knows-where to party with Chrissie Hynde.

Gillian Anderson has morphed into my Aunt Dianne, only not as hot.

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) patted its celebrity spokespeople on the back with a first-ever humanitarian award event, held at Stella McCartney's Mayfair boutique in London. As you can see, the organization brings out a rather odd group of "activists."