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Manhunt: I have never cared about "American Idol" or any of its contestants, but you gotta love Clay Gay Aiken for using a Webcam to pick up guys for sex on the Internet. (Source)

How Embarrassing: Israeli wheelchair tennis player suspended for doping. (AP)

Swiss Miss: Martina Hingis beat Svetlana Kuznetsova of Russia in straight sets in Qatar, setting up a showdown with virtual No. 1 Amelie Mauresmo. This should be interesting. (AP)

Love Me Buy Can't: Patrick Dempsey has dyslexia. How hot. (AP)

Baby Helper (No, it's not a casserole dish): Oops, the scientist dropped his clothespin. Not to worry — a wobbly toddler raced to help, eagerly handing it back. The simple experiment shows the capacity for altruism emerges as early as 18 months of age. (AP)

Cheap Bastards: A $42,000 reward has been put up for information about the gruesome torture, rape and murder of a young Manhattan woman, Imette St. Guillen, whose 25th birthday would have been today. A.) This is the wealthiest city in the world and this is all they've been able to gather? B.) $10,000 of that was from our mayor's office, who happens to be a billionaire. Come on, people. We need to get this maniac off the streets of NYC. (MSNBC)

How Glitter Fades: Pop star-turned-pedophile Gary Glitter got three years in the slammer for the molestation of a two girls, ages 10 and 11. Three years? People who rob banks get life sentences but you rob two children of their childhood and render them scarred for life, and you get three years? This world never ceases to amaze me with its f**ked up priorities. (AP)

Stapp Infection: Ex-Creed singer Scott Stapp thinks a recently released sex video showing him and Kid Rock having sex with strippers is meant to sabotage his solo career. “You think it’s part of your rock ’n’ roll memories,” Stapp said. “I should have burned that tape.” I only saw 10 seconds of it on the news and I couldn't agree with him more. (AP)