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But I'll bet she doesn't suck her thumb anymore (SeattlePI.com)

Are Men Are Necessary? Maybe Maureen Dowd should ask the suicide bomber's wife (The Star)

BS for Another BA? This fag wants someone to give him $80,000 for four years of tuition at Howard University yet his resume says he already has a BA from Portland State? How 'bout getting a friggin' job? (via Advocate)

Only the good (Smackdown wrestlers) die young (AP)

Dead Parents' Society: Damn, where was my 18-year-old boyfriend when I was 14? (AP)