Frankly, Mr. Sanctity

Renee Zellweger, the actress, and Kenny Chesney, the country music star, will have their four-month-old real marriage between a man and a woman annulled, The Associated Press confirmed on Thursday. In court papers filed Wednesday, Zellweger listed "fraud" as the reason for the breakup. I'm not exactly sure what that means, but something tells me she should have required him to take that hat off before she agreed to marry him.

Lest you romantics worry, though: Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger has already announced that he will veto California's same-sex marriage bill when it arrives on his desk on Sept. 23. With Arnold on the beat, the sanctity of real marriage is well-protected.

See related: An Open Letter to Arnold (via The Advocate)