Country Grammar

Not sure how the victim's masculinity is relevant here ...

Hard to Swallow

From HERE.

Can't imagine how this happened, but I'm guessing a lawsuit against Grindr is forthcoming.

Idiom Course

"Just deserts" may actually be the proper usage. But something tells me Chris Christie prefers it with the extra "s"!

Good Hed

Sometimes editors have to bend over backwards to make the news interesting. 

He Came, He Saw, He Conquered

(Via The Orlando Sentinel.)

Death Becomes Her, Again

As if the poor woman hadn't suffered enough.

The Grey Lady Gives Good Hed

No boo-boo here!

Good Hed

"What, like you're so perfect?"

Good Hed

There's just no winning with dames ... Seen HERE.

Good Hed

And by good I mean I haven't stopped laughing yet!!!!!

Good Hed

Another sticky situation up North.

Good Hed

Will need to verify this with my friend Randy Jones!

Food Court

Dad missing for 4 days after vanishing during Broncos halftime

Definitely shouldn't have had the chili-cheese dog.

Huh-Huh

Did he at least bring toilet paper?

Everything Must Go

 Proving you're never too old to prostitute yourself.

Oral Argument

Man wearing tuxedo fired gun at couple for interrupting oral sex he allegedly paid for in alley: police

The only reason this didn't happen in Florida is because there was a classy outfit involved. Read HERE.

Shitty News

Seen HERE.

What About the Sperm Whale?

Via George Takei's stream of consciousness.

Headline of the Week

Belligerant man curses out Girl Scout, calls her a 'hooker' as she tried to sell him cookies 

And it wasn't even in Florida. Read HERE.

Hed Games

AP: Man with lazy eye sought in fatal shooting northwest of downtown Las Vegas

A hundred bucks says the editor who wrote that headline will be his next victim!

Man asked to clean up after dog pulls gun

That dog sounds like a real bitch.