Monday, September 01, 2025

Weekend Tennis Roundup

 

We'll know who won the 2025 U.S. Open by this time next week. But until then, enjoy the beefy highlights BELOW


Just when you think you're exaggerating about Tomas Machac 


Taylor Fritz pounded Switzerland's Jérôme Kym



Flavio Cobolli, down for the count


Two of my favorite big boys: Marcus Willis and Karol Drzewiecki

Patrik Rikl of the Czech Republic


Maxence Broville in his undies


Nicolas Jarry looks ready to breastfeed yet another baby


Jonathan Eysseric's hot brother 



AKA, The Beast 


Left meets right 


Illya Marchenko does it better


I'm here for Robert Farah's daddy era


How do I get to train Vito Darderi and Stefano Travaglia?


Aussie Aleks Vukic


Big eater J.J. Wolf 


Cheers to Matt Bomer 


Double breasted 


Ivar Aramburu getting pumpbed





Imaging having to stand next to Marton Fucsovics on your big day


Daniil Medvedev before the crash 


Meow!



In happier times 


Tasty Tobe Simon 




I need to attend a Vasek Pospisil "clinic" 


The party's at Zachary Svajda's 


Jonny O'Daddy


Jack Draper titillates 


Putting the A in "T&A"


Tommy Paul 


Marcos Giron's waist-to-ass ratio 



I wonder if Alejandro Moro Canas knows how to file for a restraining order



Andrea Pellegrino never puts it away 


Claymates Federico Bove and Filippo Baldi


AZ connection: Colton Smith and Alejo Arcila



Ryan Harrison's next act 


Thirsty Francesco Passaro




Lucas Miedler and friends


After meeting in in singles, Argentines Camilo Ugo Carabelli and Tomas Etcheverry teamed up for doubles


Comely Camilo 


Oliver Marach catches up with ex Mate Pavic and his replacement 


Doggy style with Filip Krajinovic 


Jaime Faria and Tiago Cação


The room Quentin Halys never invited me to visit 



(My loss) 




Pride Night at the Open! 


The children of Brian Vahaly and hubby Bill Jones handled the coin toss for Coco vs. Donna




Francisco Cerundolo upshort


Stefanos Tsitsipas is still good for something ...


Watch HERE


Italian stallions Lorenzo Musetti and Flavio Cobolli


I asked a guy on the street if he was Karue Sell (he wasn't)


Flavio takes Manhattan 




Tommy never disappoints ... on the practice court




Good tournament for Cam Norrie 


I mean, come on ...


32 candles for Dennis Novak 


Mexico's Alan Magadan's feeling hot hot hot


Where would Roberto Carballés Baena even start? 


Ireland Summit: David O'Hare, James McGee and Sam Barry in Bryant Park 


Here's the beef 


Aussie Adrian Arcon


Julián Enrique Cúndom-Augé and Santiago Pedro Franchini are quite a mouthful 


Casper Ruud hits the nail on the head 


How do I get a copy of this porno? 


Jamie Murray has other sports on his mind 


Hello, Coach Gio!


Watch HERE


Sexpot Alex Rybakov


Frances Tiafoe and his hot physio 


Deuces Wild: Lloyd Glasspool and Julian Cash


Big Ben on the mend


Vavassori and 2004 U.S. Open semifinalist Joachim Johansson


The only area Joao Fonseca hasn't disappointed is in the Looks Department 


Wayfarer Stranger: Zlatan Dzumhur 



I see I'm not the only one who doesn't approve of Carlos Alcaraz's hair situation ...



Rehabbing with Hubert Hurkacz




3-way I'd like to see ...


Alex Bancila and his hot agent, Edu Simo


Free foot content from Franco Agamenone


Pool party with Carlos Taberner Segarra


Need to hear more about this pairing 




Ass, food, lodging 




Taylor's next act 


When you spot a Wimbledon champ on the jump seat 

And last and certainly least: I really hate how tennis has become a virtue-signaling playground for people who don't actually know or care about the sport, but here we are. 


So to everyone who felt the need to weigh in I can only say this: I've always been a fan of Taylor Townsend's, but I'm not sure getting called out for being the ONLY PLAYER on tour who ignores basic tennis etiquette -- she also doesn't offer a courtesy "sorry" when she NAILS someone with a volley or overhead -- by a nutty Eastern European using racist language makes her a "class act," but OK. Note to the world: Two things can be true at the same time.


As disappointing as it was for Townsend, it was quite a performance from Barbora, one of the nicest players around. 

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