Thursday, January 19, 2023

Blunder Down Under

By now all tennis fans know that Andy Murray and Thanasi Kokkinakis battled for 5 hours and 45 minutes last "night," with the Brit finally finishing the Aussie off around 4 a.m. While we can debate if we should no longer allow matches to played into the wee hours, my real takeaway is that Kokkinakis should probably just retire and start an OnlyFans. Because if you hit 102 winners and still lose after leading 6-4, 7-6, 5-2 against a 36-year-old with a metal hip, you obviously don't have much of a future anyway. (If any of you have his dick pics that circulated on the internet last year, I'm all eyes.)

1 comment:

ATANNER said...

Kokkinakis only fans, sign me up!!!!