Tuesday, November 29, 2022

Cannibal Fratboy Found Not Guilty

Unf**king believable that the young Florida man who murdered two people in their own garage -- then attacked a neighbor who tried to help -- before chewing off one of the victims' faces was found not guilty by reason of insanity. The cops originally assumed Austin Harrouff, then a college sophomore, 
was high on synthetic cathinones (known as bath salts) because they'd never seen something so heinous. But it turns out his toxicology report came back clean. (Because he's telegenic, Harrouff got the chance to tell Phil f**king McGraw: "I hope that something like this never happens again. I never wanted, consciously, to do something like this or I never planned it. I didn't want to do it.") Question: Did anyone check for ANABOLIC STEROIDS? Because clearly he has abused them around the time. I'm not big on virtue-signaling, but there is no doubt in my mind that he would not have been cleared if he didn't "look" the way he does. Our justice system is a laughingstock. 

1 comment:

j said...

You might be right that his innocent looks might have helped