Remains of the Day (03/11)

BREAKING: Pres. Joe Biden signs the $1.9 trillion COVID relief bill, sending billions in aid to Americans, businesses and state and local governments still reeling from the pandemic. https://t.co/e0hCuyIPet

— ABC News Politics (@ABCPolitics) March 11, 2021

President Biden signs $1.9 trillion stimulus package, triggering $1,400 checks for many Americans

I got to hug and kiss my parents for the first time in one year last night. Which was so wonderful.

Then they asked me “while you’re here” to fix their printer.

— Jon Reinish (@JonReinish) March 11, 2021

Small price to pay! 

Our response to Tuesday night's "Tucker Carlson Tonight" broadcast. pic.twitter.com/LkvaLjcRl5

— NYTimes Communications (@NYTimesPR) March 10, 2021

Sickening. And Glenn Greenwald is no better these days 

Every Republican screaming about re-opening schools just voted against money needed to re-open schools.

— Tim Hogan (@timjhogan) March 10, 2021

Try to act surprised 

Last October, #LouisFratino achieved the unthinkable: He managed, in the midst of the pandemic, in spite of gallery attendance being at its all-time lowest, to put on a wildly popular, ecstatically received, career-defining solo show. https://t.co/aFiM2hgJcZ

— Interview Magazine (@InterviewMag) March 10, 2021

He is the work of art 

NEW: Mississippi Gov. Reeves has signed a bill Thursday banning trans athletes from school sports. Proponents say they are protecting women's sports, but LGBTQ advocates say the law could open up trans youth to more harassment and violence. https://t.co/7JFznTn4iU

— NBC Out (@NBCOUT) March 11, 2021

I sure wish we could have a real discussion about this, without gratuitous attacks from activists. Across-the-board banning of trans athletes isn't the solution, but neither is letting someone compete who identifies as female but has done nothing to physically transition.

Martina Navratilova: Exactly where we are trying to get to… middle ground.

He Tested Manhattan’s Rental Market Mid-Pandemic. But What Could He Find for Less Than $3,000? https://t.co/3u3IJLAA1Q pic.twitter.com/ndNDMqNdBy

— Isabel Almonte (@imasellshomes) March 11, 2021

He could sleep on my "couch" for free