Thursday, January 30, 2020

Win a (Sex) Date With Donald Trump

How much ya wanna bet John Miller, -- Trump's alter-ego publicist -- got this into the gay answer to Playboy? Suffice to say I'm much more interested in the men of Arizona -- I speak from experience.

"Almost single."

And all this time I thought Melania was a mail-order bride ...


Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Oh god no.
I can't believe this was actually a thing.


Anonymous said...

And this heap is in charge. We must vote and convince everyone we know to vote. And by "heap", I dont mean the hot blonde on the cover.

Jack said...

Ugh. I may lose my breakfast.


Rix said...

Bored sun burned Zonies where some cute strange and easy pickin's on Mission and Pacific Beach during August. The ones at LaJolla cove were really stuck up tho. ;)