Page 1 Roundup (04/23)

The Daily News: MTA subway conductor captures his attacker after being stabbed on the job

Family and friends mourn aspiring actress killed in subway accident.

Instagram: Do you prefer Pietro Boselli in a yellow Speedo or a seashell?

ICYMI: Three angles of Mary Richards's fabulous studio apartment we rarely saw

Associated Press: Washington set to allow 'human composting'

Instagram: Easter bunny unleashes wild street beatdown

New York Post; There’s nothing this man could do that wouldn’t make Republicans complain, is there?

I'm sorry, asshole: You can't go around shooting people because you think you're helping

The Independent: Similarly, you can't go around holding people hostage at the border -- especially if you're barred from owning a gun because of your past terrorist threats against Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama and George Soros

The Randy Report: As we learned the hard way in the states where he killed Clinton in the primaries, Sanders's supporters are not all that dedicated to Democrats 

Yahoo Sports: If you have to be (allegedly) sexually assaulted, this is the way to go

Instagram: Angie Kerber puts the meat in a stud sandwich

Inside Edition: Elizabeth Holmes, who doesn't think she did anything wrong, gets delay in trial-date decision

The Washington Post: After Parkland killings, Broward County vowed to police aggressively. Then a deputy punched a teen.

Alleged puppy dumper caught on camera arrested

The New York Times: Sri Lanka was warned of possible attacks. Why didn’t it stop them? 

 I respect this woman a lot. But has she really forgotten what happened during President Obama's first two (wasted) years attempting to reach across the aisle -- or more recently when he nominated a centrist judge to the Supreme Court? 

Speaker Nancy Pelosi, confronting a Democratic divide over the findings of the special counsel, urged her caucus to hold off impeaching Trump for now, even as she denounced the “highly unethical and unscrupulous behavior” that she said had dishonored his office

The Wall Street Journal: Stunt doubles overrun 'Avengers: Endgame'