Page 1 Roundup (03/13)

The Daily News: Here's how Felicity Huffman and Lori Loughlin cheated to get their kids into elite schools

Maniac who gouged out his grandmother's eyes with his bare hands kills himself in jail

 Broadway dancer who beat and strangled his boyfriend to death sentenced to 20 years behind bars

Instagram: Last week's Ass Wednesday man has two hunky "brothers"

Out: Trump's cowardly ban on trans military service will start next month

Page Six: Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli's daughter cashed in on student status after alleged bribery scheme

Hive: Elizabeth Warren isn't buying Facebook's explanation for censoring her posts

Maddow Blog: How Trump’s government shutdown help lead to the Ethiopian Airlines disaster



AV Club: "Wayne's World" director Penelope Spheeris on leaving Hollywood behind: "They can blow me"

Bammer: "One night in 2008, hornier than ever, I took a chance and propositioned a taxi driver ... after I’d noticed him checking out my butt and crotch for the umpteenth time"

The Washington Post: FAA doubles down on position not to ground the Boeing 737 Max as counterparts in Europe and around the world have done

The New York Times: New Brexit defeat plunges U.K. into crisis

Mueller report has Washington spinning (and it's not even filed)

The Wall Street Journal: The great pepperoni debate: Should it lie flat on your pizza or curl up?