In honor of the Material Mom's 60th birthday, a parody so catchy it doubles as an homage by brilliantly capturing the joy that was Madonna singles heyday!
Vanna White, Ed McMahon. Nic-o-lette Sher-i-dan.
Mary Hart, Chuck Woolery, are as vague as they can be.
Brooke Shields, Dawber, Pam -- personality of Spam.
Christie Brinkley, Brosnan, Pierce -- bland and boring, something fierce!
Wilson Phillips loved to sing, and wreck the cover of a magazine.
Daniel Quayle's brain is gone.
Debbie Gibson gives good yawn!
Kelly LeBrock thinks she's great -- she's just cold boogers on a paper plate.
Why they're famous, we don't know ... but Paula Abdul's gotta go!
If you haven't seen Julie Brown's "Medusa: Dare to Be Truthful," stop what you're doing right now and watch it!
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