Page 1 Roundup (03/23)

The Daily News: Another excruciatingly boring Mayor de Blasio 'scandal' (doesn't anyone ever get laid?)

Former Playboy playmate says Crazy Donald once tried paying her for sex even though they were 'in love'

Teen girl critically wounded in Maryland school shooting will be taken off life support

New York Post: Broadway has robbed ‘Frozen’ of its heart and fun

Daily Intelligencer: John Bolton’s incompetence may be more dangerous than his ideology

Talking Points Memo: Crazy Donald's new national security adviser recorded video for Russian gun group linked to NRA, natch

The Associated Press: Suit settled in death of actor Anton Yelchin, who was crushed by SUV

Metro: But I thought adult coloring books were all the rage

The New York Times: Beyond gun control, student marchers aim to upend elections

Photographer Bill Cunningham left behind a secret memoir, but do we want to know what it says?

Towleroad: Australia’s national health plan to subsidize PrEP, vastly lowering prices

The Washington Post: In late-night drama, Senate passes $1.3 trillion spending bill, averting government shutdown

China says bring on the trade war, Donald!

The Wall Street Journal: Who makes Oprah Winfrey’s favorite fried chicken is a bone of contention