Thursday, November 16, 2017

Hunks of 'House Hunters'


OK, this one was so hot it has to be divided into three weeks. Joey and Liz were looking for a bigger home than their current 400-square-foot apartment in Chicago, so got Joey's sexy cousin Paul to show them around. Joey's ready to move the 'burbs -- straight guys are so boring -- but Liz is fighting tooth and nail to stay in the city.


Liz may have no style -- think Liza on "Younger," complete with bad highlights, clown makeup and skinny jeans with stilettos(!) -- but she's no fool. Not only is she a city girl, she was Joey's (older) boss at a pharmaceutical company, and totally pounced on his 6-4 frame! (Nicely done, girl!) She was also smart enough to get knocked up, which means Joey isn't getting away easily.


Still, as the episode went on, it became clearer and clearer that Joey and Paul were the real pair to watch. 


Paul's beefy little body looks good in everything ...


and he was more than eager to help Joey fill his wish list ...



Big boy needs a big tub ...





I'm not saying they are "kissing cousins" ...



but I wouldn't mind if they were!


Joey, looking flexy in his navy polo shirt ...


Tune in next week to see if Joey finds a bathtub to accommodate his massive frame -- and if Paul gets in it with him! 

3 comments:

jaragon said...

Yes they could star in some gay version of " My Favorite Cousin"

Porn Again Christian said...

Thank you for 'scene dialogue' again in this episode. I used to love creating dialogue for porn videos. I always felt my words were much better than the lame scripts porn actors were given to deliver.

House and Homo said...

Some of the episodes on House Hunters and the Beach Front show are so gay its not even funny. You just want to scream out " Hey wife, your husband is way gay !" You can just tell they swing both ways from the clothes to the muscles to the haircuts ! Like some inside HGTV joke going on....