Thursday, December 08, 2016

Eric Decker Is the Gift That Keeps Giving


The Jets wide receiver has been out of the game with an injured shoulder since mid-October, which means he's got lots of time to keep giving back to his fans. (I'm starting to see where Freud came up with that gross Oedipus complex.) 


I could go for some "Deckering" ...

5 comments:

Deltic said...

I think you may mean Electra Complex.

jaragon said...

Mr Decker is the sort of present I would not mind finding under my tree

Kenneth M. Walsh said...

@Deltic: Not according to Freud. 🤓

Jeffery said...

The hug would be enough.

David in Houston said...

Oh, boy... he is absurdly handsome.