Thursday, July 14, 2016

Love Matches

This break between Wimbledon and the Olympics and U.S. Open sure was a popular time for tennis players to get hitched, but doesn't mean I understood any of them. First Dominika Cibulkova married a guy she met on Scruff ... 

Rising American star Taylor Fritz -- who is 18 but acts 13! -- married the first girl he had sex with ...

And lastly, Serbian beauty Ana Ivanovic married Bastian Schweinsteiger, who as a Manchester United star sounds hot -- until you see his whiney face. I give couples 1 and 3 the requisite 50-50 odds, but Fritz will be back on the market before he's old enough to drink. Just ask Ashley Harkelroad. 

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