Wednesday, June 15, 2016

Louis CK on Why He's Voting for Hillary Clinton

Very happy to hear Louis CK is singing a new tune since he's been one of those (generally smart) "Both sides suck in politics so what difference does it make?" types in the past. For those not sure what I'm getting at -- it makes A LOT of difference.
It’s like if you were on a plane and you wanted to choose a pilot. You have one person, Hillary, who says, “Here’s my license. Here’s all the thousands of flights that I’ve flown. Here’s planes I’ve flown in really difficult situations. I’ve had some good flights and some bad flights, but I’ve been flying for a very long time, and I know exactly how this plane works.” Then you’ve got Bernie, who says, “Everyone should get a ride right to their house with this plane.” “Well, how are you going to do that?” “I just think we should. It’s only fair that everyone gets to use the plane equally.” And then Trump says, “I’m going to fly so well. You’re not going to believe how good I’m going to fly this plane, and by the way, Hillary never flew a plane in her life.” “She did, and we have pictures.” “No, she never did it.” It’s insane.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

I love them both, but I hope he didn't try to jerk off in front of her.