Friday, March 25, 2016

'Pervy' Ted Cruz Reportedly Has 5 Secret Mistresses


That one of them is believed to be a spokeswoman for Donald Trump might explain why Trump threatened to "spill the beans" on creepy Cruz. But the real shocker here is that none of these other women are, um, "ladies." (Isn't Ted Cruz, whose voice is strikingly similar to Don Knotts', the biggest queen on God's green earth?) And before you roll your eyes at the source here, don't forget it was The National Enquirer that blew the lid off John Edwards' other family ...


2 comments:

Mike in Asheville said...

Lets see, Edwards story 9 years ago, seems statistics are probably on the side that the Enquirer is due for another true one. Delightful if this is the one! BTW, wouldn't be all that surprised, seems that us men folk divide 50/50-ish in the dick vs greed department.

northalabama said...

cruz is the biggest queen?

while he's definitely in my top 5, ms. lindsey graham still holds this top crowning achievement, many years running, i do declare...

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