Learned about yet another anti-gay "family values" Republican having an adulterous affair last night on "The Rachel Maddow Show" last night. (Fifty-years-married Gov. Robert Bentley, who is clearly having an affair with top political adviser Rebekah Caldwell Mason, thinks gay marriage is a serious threat to the sanctity of marriage, not grabbing his adviser's titties.) But the real takeaway from the story -- hypocritical Republicans are a dime a dozen -- is that Rachel is either overselling stories to maintain viewers, or her partner must really be starved for, um, affection if the talk show host actually thinks the audio she heard from the case constitutes a "sex tape," as she first described (a "sex tape" is a very specific thing, Rachel), and later a "recording of the governor having phone sex." Um. It was most definitely NOT phone sex. (Sorry to break it to your wonky ears, but phone sex is when you simulate sex to achieve climax, not benignly recounting something you had done while watching reruns of "Little House on the Prairie.") Keep it up, Rachel, and I'll have to stop wearing my Democrats Do It Better T-shirt!