Police: Georgetown Pizza Worker Placed Genitals on Pie

But at least he apologized. Kudos to the reporter for finding what which other toppings were on it.

Police have charged an 18-year-old former employee of a Georgetown pizza business in connection with rubbing his genitals on a customer’s pizza, an arrest warrant said. A customer told police that he walked into a Papa Murphy’s pizza at 3316 Williams Drive in Georgetown on Sept. 2 and saw an employee — Austin Michael Symonds — “rubbing his testicles on the pizza he had ordered,” an arrest warrant said. 

Symonds apologized to the customer saying “Man, I am really sorry that was stupid,” the warrant said. The customer asked Symonds how old he is, the warrant said. 

The customer then said “So you are old enough to know better … ” the warrant said. 

“Yes,” said Symonds, according to the warrant. During a recorded phone call Sept. 3 between Symonds and the store manager, Symonds said he was sorry for what he had done and “that he did what he did because the customer had called in the order right before closing time,” the warrant said. 

Symonds also admitted to a police officer in a phone call Sept. 4 he would have given the pizza to the customer if he had not been caught, the warrant said. Symonds said “Probably. “That’s the terrible part,” according to the warrant. 

The pizza was a family-sized stuffed pizza with Canadian bacon, pineapple and extra cheese, the warrant said. 

And yes, that was the terrible part.

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