Thursday, July 25, 2013

Butt, Seriously


For Men, a Gluteus More Maximus 

 The New York Times' Styles section just figured out that men are really serious about having nice asses: 
At Freshpair, an online store, buttocks-enhancing underwear accounts for more than 6 percent of men’s underwear sales, up from less than 1 percent five years ago, according to Matthew Butlein, the president of the company. “With the trend going toward slimmer pants, you’re able to see the assets underneath a lot better,” Mr. Butlein said. In the Calvin Klein Body Boost Butt Trunk ($22), support straps inconspicuously woven into the fabric of the boxer briefs lift and support. Elastic undergirdings in the 2(x)ist Lift No Show Brief ($24) also give hindquarters a boost.. 
Read HERE.


6 comments:

Steve said...

This has the same problem as the padded bra. You get to the point where you take off your clothes, and your partner says "WTF". I guess that is why we have the dark. But eventually your partner will notice.

Anonymous said...

Glutes are not like calves. You can easily make them bigger through squats and eating enough...

SFRowGuy said...

hrrmm... I think cannolis will get you the same result and you'll enjoy them more.

Kevin said...

This reminds me of the LAVERNE & SHIRLEY episode when Shirley orders (and models) a "Hubba-Hubba Heinie."

Anonymous said...

A great tan line does not require a customized facade for each cheek.

Unknown said...

Loved that episode it was so funny , I just saw on Instagram a fake butt underpants for women and it took me right back to that episode hahahaha super funny . We humans are strange creatures .