Back in the early '90s my family had this home version of "Jeopardy!" that you could play on your oh-so-modern computer. One of the characters -- pre-avatars -- looked exactly like me, even though it came with the game. My sister made this latest version of me using the WeeMee Avatar Creator, but it was her take on my oldest brother, Bill, that garnered the best reaction:
He forwarded it to me with the note:
What am I, Augusten Burroughs?