Starbucks Strikes Out

Derek Jeter uses phony name 'Philip' at Greenwich Village Starbucks 

 The ever-reliable New York Post is reporting that Derek Jeter used a fake name when ordering coffee at a Starbucks downtown. But anyone who's ever gone to the chain knows "Philip" is exactly what baristas write on your cup when you say your name is "Derek."

And I'm Diness, thank you very much.