Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Gray's Anatomy


To the marketing company that sold my address to the makers of Just for Men AutoStop, please note: I do not have a gray hair on my head. And I certainly don't use your product to dye my beard. Like any self-respecting vain, old queen man of a certain age, I individually pluck the offending follicles from my chin -- especially on the right -- one by one by one as the tears fall from my eyes.

2 comments:

Dicky said...

I received a mailed ad and coupon from Just for Men a few years ago in my early 30s. I might be vain, but I'm not in their demographic yet.

Yank said...

Kenneth, J.F.M. beard gel is great, I use it, and if you leave it on for just 10 mins, it blends without an inky look. Try it.