David Sedaris on Gay Marriage

The writer tells Out magazine:

Here are my thoughts on gay marriage: I wish that gay people would get the right to marry, and then not a-one of them would do it. I wish they'd say, "Fuck you! We don't need your stupid marriage!" You need to listen to me: Nobody wants to go to your wedding. Nobody does. People will give you double gifts if you elope, I guarantee it! Your wedding is not going to be fun. It's just going to be another wedding, and nobody wants to go.  

His new book, "Let's Explore Diabetes With Owls," is out today. Order the hardcover HERE and Kindle edition HERE..

By the way: David Sedaris owns more houses than Mitt Romney!