"I'm happy to comply with the TSA. But, uh, this is the 12th time you've run your fingers back and forth under my waistband while asking about my ab workout."
"Yeah, it qualifies as a weapon of mass destruction - but it's not what you think. Let's step into the handicap stall in the mens room and I'll show you what I mean."- Uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque
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"I'm happy to comply with the TSA. But, uh, this is the 12th time you've run your fingers back and forth under my waistband while asking about my ab workout."
"OK...now bend over and cough young man"
God, I love my job!
are you sure you remove everything out of your pocket?
wow these are awesome, whered ya getem?
"Large concealed packages are taken very seriously by TSA personnel."
I can take more than your finger. Give it to me daddy
"Yeah, it qualifies as a weapon of mass destruction - but it's not what you think. Let's step into the handicap stall in the mens room and I'll show you what I mean."- Uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque
"Don't worry son. I'm not a priest for the Roman Catholic Church or the Catholic League."
That evidence will not stand up in court.
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