As opposed to an abomination against the Devil?
The delightful Bob Grisham -- a psychology teacher and the head football coach at Lauderdale County High School in Alabama, known for being a "Coach of the Year" -- doesn't "believe in queers," and also called first lady Michelle Obama a "big fat gorilla." (“Fat butt Michelle Obama,” he said. “Look at her. She looks like she weighs 185 or 190. She’s overweight.”) But not to worry. Apparently he "misspoke."