Monday, December 10, 2012

'The War of the Hoses'


The trial of the firefighter slash aspiring model who viciously attacked his transgender girlfriend last year has finally begun (dubbed "The War of the Hoses" by the admirably restrained New York Post) and -- big surprise -- there's no shortage of drama in the courtroom:


The Post reports:
"I do love you!" glamorous train-wreck tranny Claudia Charriez wailed on the witness stand to her hunky FDNY ex, Taylor Murphy, as the War of the Hoses waged again today in a Manhattan courtroom. 
Charriez, a rail-thin-with-implants pre-op transsexual, took the witness stand for the third day in the wacky assault trial, in which she's accusing the burly smoke-eater of punching, biting and choking her during a love-quarrel in their bed at a Midtown hotel room last August. 
"I do love him," she told jurors, when asked by Murphy's lawyer on cross examination about a series of love- and hate-filled texts she has sent Murphy even in the months after the alleged assault. "I will have love for him," she told jurors, her voice filled with emotion. This, despite other far-less friendly texts, including one in which she urged him on the night of his arrest, "Enjoy sucking your cell mate's d---." 
Then she turned to face Murphy, who sat across the courtroom at the defendant table, looking down at his hands. "I do love you!" she shouted. Charriez had come to court all in black -- from her six-inch platform stilettos to her black woolen poncho, trimmed in furry black balls, and when she professed her love, she raised her arms and the poncho's trimming bobbled like a restless litter of rodents. 
Testimony continues tomorrow -- with the defense planning to call ex-madam-and-gubernatorial candidate Kristin Davis to describe to jurors two phone calls in which Charriez allegedly made jealous, vengeful threats against Murphy, who Davis knew from her campaign.
I smell a Lifetime movie for Candis Cayne in the works ...

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

or better yet - Reality Show!

Anonymous said...

I really think all of those hormones they take affects their mental stability after awhile.