In what might be the most compelling case of justifiable assault ever, The Smoking Gun reports:
A Florida man admitted to cops that he assaulted his live-in boyfriend because the victim only listened to music by Alanis Morissette.
"That's all the mother fucker listens to," Allen Casey, 24, told sheriff's deputies Sunday night in the Jacksonville home he shares with Todd Fletcher, 33.
Fletcher told investigators that Casey hit him in the face with a plate. Bleeding from a large cut, Fletcher "stated that he was listening to Alanis Morissette and his boyfriend didn't like it, so the suspect hit the victim in the face," according to a Jacksonville Sheriff's Office report.No word on whether he did it with one hand in his pocket.
(H/T to Andy!)