Friday, February 03, 2012

Worship This

If ChristWire were funny funnier, it would be a lot more like Support Christian Porn. (Via my brother)

Christian Porn Favorites:

"The Body of Chris" (2006) -- Starring newcomer Chris Varney and his well-sculpted body. He and Mrs. Varney, a petite beauty, love each other on two beaches and in a pool.

"Round Yon Virgin" (2006) -- The raven-haired Louisa Flagler and her well-endowed new husband consummate their marriage in a Jacuzzi, losing their virginity together.

"Rod Is the Answer" (2005) -- Christian Porn ironman Rod Parker's most memorable film. Known for their marathon sessions, the Parkers perform in the shower, the kitchen, the garage, and practically every room in the house. Follow-up to the break-through "In Rod We Trust" (2005).

"Oh, Come, All Ye Faithful" (2004) -- Californians Jodi and Michael Connor follow Sunday service with a love-making session, inspired by their reverend's words regarding the value of human touch.

"Lazarus Rises" (2004) -- New Jersey's Mr. and Mrs. Ryan Brooks depict marriage during Biblical times. Wardrobe and locations are impressively authentic.

2 comments:

Mike in Asheville said...

Okay, I couldn't resist and clicked on the link -- now I have had my, well honestly, a lot, of fun kinky times, and I never felt quite so sleazy as cruising that site -- it is SOOO CREEPY!

Anonymous said...

It is a satirical website; however a large number of posters haven't grasped the concept

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