Patriots Vs. Giants: Who's the Fairest of Them All?

With thanks to Daryl: While the "straight-acting" gay crowd pretends to be interested in the football aspect of the Super Bowl, the rest of us are debating the halftime show -- will Madonna move her lips correctly to the music? -- and which quarterback is cutest. I don't think even the most ardent Giants fan would argue that Eli Manning is more handsome than Tom Brady (even Eli's wife would hard-pressed to lie her way out of that one), but NewNowNext is running a poll -- and when you factor in Eli's incredible bubble butt, he just may have a chance. (Or is it his package everyone's talking about?) Vote HERE.