My One-Night Stand With Studio 54

With thanks to my friend (and legendary promoter) Chip Duckett: Scooter, Michael and I snagged invites to the biggest party of the year, the Studio 54 One Night Only reunion on Tuesday. Everyone associated with the notorious '70s nightclub played a part in this historic special event -- former co-owner Ian Schrager (now a wildly successful hotelier) was there, as well as the club's original entertainment producer, doorman, DJs and bartender Scott Taylor. (Even the late Steve Rubell's former assistant, Myra Scheer, was on hand, wisely making no comments about taxes.)

54 virgins -- 18 shy of martyrdom

Ian Schrager and his brood

Rockers of ages: Marky Ramone and Fred Schneider

Let's hear it for the boys: Kevin Bacon and Ryan Philippe, who sadly didn't wear his "54" wardrobe

Dicks: Disgusting Donald Trump and Scott Disick

Beauty and the Beast: Keith Richards and Patti Hansen; Randy Jones returns to the scene of the crime

At your service

Models Inc.: Martha Stewart and Carol Alt

The moon and (more importantly) the spoon!

Balcony boys

Six degree of Kevin Bacon

Fun Girl Three: Cameron Diaz, Naomi Campbell and Bar Refaeli

My pal Jeffrey, who regaled us with stories of Divine and Bianca and Calvin during his brief stint as a Studio 54 bartender in the late '70s. (He would later do home-design work for Calvin!)

Love plus one

When "The Boss" came on, so did we

Stayin' Alive

Love taught me who was The Boss

While not parking on the dancefloor, we spotted my pals Frank DeCaro and Jim Colucci, plus Mike Ruiz, and Robert Verdi, then we boogied our way through a bunch of Bravolebrities -- Andy Cohen, Bethenny Frankel and Brad Goreski (Brad is so sweet!).

I also got to say hi to Lorenzo Martone (gorgeous) and Tony Hawk (thought he was my neighbor at first, he was so approachable and friendly).

The photo-op of the evening for Michael -- who almost NEVER does "pic-withs" -- was meeting legendary 1970s New York Knickerbocker Walt "Clyde" Frazier, who was as cool as they come. I, on the other hand, went for another legendary '70s athlete: Rollerina, who returned to the stage as if 30 years had never skated by!

Here's one of those asses I was talking about (is that my new pal Andrew checking it out?)

Nick at night

Scooter and Linda Morand, founder of Supermodels Hall of Fame

Then the Men of Cosmo arrived just past the stroke of midnight ...

Mr. Colorado

Mr. Ohio

My kind of bachelor party

Anthony Greenfield, 26, who told me he's from Flint (but is listed as being from East Lansing in his profile), was without question the hottest guy in the bunch.

Under the moon and the spoon

 It was an unforgettable night that seemed to wash away a lifetime of missed dances, proms and parties: It may have only happened once, but I can say I was on the list at Studio 54!

(Photos by B. Michael Smith and WireImage)