The Daily Telegraph is reporting that a bilingual (English and German) boy who claims he lived for five years in a German forest walked in off the street and told staff at Berlin's City Hall: "I'm all alone in the world, I don't know who I am. Please help me." But all I can think about is the Gawker commenter who sees another golden film role for Hillary Swank!
Runners-up?
"He might be related to John Elway" and "Val Kilmer and Gary Busey's love child cannot be tamed."
UPDATE: It was all a hoax.
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