Tuesday, September 06, 2011

Lowlights: Rachel Uchitel 'Almost' Happy Her Fiance Died on Sept. 11

This is like one of those puzzles in Highlights magazine. How many things can you find WRONG in this quote from Tiger Woods' alpha mistress?

Trading Up: From a Tiger to a bear, aka Matt Hahn

Rachel Uchitel said the 9/11 death of her former fiance, investment banker James Andrew O’Grady, was meant to be. “I believe Andy was meant to die because he was too good,” she tells Page Six Magazine. “I’m almost happy it ended the way it did because I’ve learned so many lessons from him. It would have been tragic if we got into fights and then divorced.” Had O’Grady lived, Uchitel -- who went on to reportedly make $500,000 a year working as a VIP hostess at Tao Las Vegas and at New York’s The Griffin, where she met Woods -- believes her life would have been much different. “I would be a fat housewife with three kids in Sands Point, LI,” she tells the magazine. The toned and tanned Uchitel recently sold her Park Avenue apartment and plans to move to San Francisco with her boyfriend, Matt Hahn. The two are talking about children. “I never wanted them ... but I know how much I love my dogs, and I think I’d make a good mother to my own kids.”

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm sure that Mr. O'Grady is honoured that he could die so Rachel Uchitel could become such a worthy person. She has honoured his memory by having sex with Tiger Woods in exchange for money and then taking more money from Mr. Woods to not talk about it. Of course, she made a booboo and had to give that money back.

She is a role model.

dishy said...

She should get her tongue ripped out

Anonymous said...

What a crass, self centered, evil woman. She obviously didn't learn "class" from Mr. O'Grady's death.

Bill said...

Freedom is a great thing, but I really do wonder that creatures like this female, apparently a human being, is even allowed to have children.

SFRowGuy said...

Someone please slap her. Hard.