Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Levi Johnston Wants to Show You He's Learned to Write Cursive

Whoever said straight people often peak in high school ("glory" days) sure knew what they were talking about if Levi Johnston is any indication. Not only is this scene of him signing copies of his "memoir" at a bookstore in Ridgewood, N.J., completely depressing, the one-time Playgirl centerfold has lost every bit of a sex appeal he had at the Republican National Convention back in 2008. If I were Levi, I'd stick to doing what he does best: shooting innocent animals and shooting loads into underage girls.

3 comments:

paul said...

Makes you wonder what this country has come to when Sarah, Bristol and Levi are paid mucho bucks for their memoirs. The good thing that can be said about Levi is that he can bring to light what an evil person Palin is. However, I think Palin supporters will completely disregard it.

Christopher said...

I'm reading this book because I like fine literature.

mike said...

Glad he got all dressed up for the occasion.