The cashier at Rite Aid kindly informed me that I could get the "double roll" of Charmin for the same price of what I had brought to the register. Fine, I thought -- how often is a service employee in New York HELPFUL? -- as she arranged for me to get the deal. The next thing I knew, I was carrying a gigantic 12-roll package of toilet paper, which is pretty much bigger than my entire bathroom (my sink is so small it can barely accommodate a medium-size cat). I guess I'm going to have to move in order to make room for my latest "purchase."Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Oh, Crap!
The cashier at Rite Aid kindly informed me that I could get the "double roll" of Charmin for the same price of what I had brought to the register. Fine, I thought -- how often is a service employee in New York HELPFUL? -- as she arranged for me to get the deal. The next thing I knew, I was carrying a gigantic 12-roll package of toilet paper, which is pretty much bigger than my entire bathroom (my sink is so small it can barely accommodate a medium-size cat). I guess I'm going to have to move in order to make room for my latest "purchase."
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Plus then you feel kind of silly carrying it home. It's your billboard to the world that says, "Yeah, I shit a lot. You got a problem with that???"
And a new roll doesn't fit in a regular wall dispenser.
'Medium-sized' cat??! If your cat is medium sized, that has got to be the smallest bathroom sink I've ever seen. (You can only wash one side of your face at a time, right?)
@Rog :D
@SFRowGuy: It's a TINY sink -- like on an airplane!
You should use your oven for storing items like that. Lord knows you're not using it for cooking.
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