Don't you just hate it when your 12-year-old daughter accidentally opens a triple-sealed, XXX offer from Freshman magazine 'cause she thinks it's an offer for a "free Disney DVD"? Kent Blackwelder of Powell, Tenn. -- better known as the "token conservative" on "Big Brother" Season 2 -- sure does, and he's suing Specialty Publications Inc. because of the trauma caused to his daughter by the unsolicited mailing and DVD offer, which turned out to be for a copy of "Titan Men's Fresh Farm." (Sounds sweet to me.)
Lawyers for the defendant say Blackwelder wound up on the mailing list because he entered an online contest on The Out Traveler that offered an all-expenses paid trip for two to a "gay-friendly" destination. Blackwelder, naturally, denies knowing anything about this, and wants damages because daughter Madison is now fearful of "being kidnapped" by a hairless gay man with an enormous cock (or something like that).
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Man Sues When 12-Year-Old Daughter -- Looking for Prince Charming -- Finds Prince Albert, Instead
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And Larry Craig just has a very wide stance, when he urinates...
And Pastor Eddie Long was only ministering to those young men, when he sent them photos of his buff self. Hey, Long's just a Weight-lifter for Jesus...
And Ted Haggard was only trying to save that poor, misguided male masseur...
Yeah, right!
If he is a closet case, I feel bad for his "travel buddy." He's a bit challenged in the looks department.
Man, that's beautiful.
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