Reality Check

Moments after seeing Marc Jacobs skipping down Seventh Avenue in a kilt with fiance Lorenzo Martone, I received an e-mail that former reality TV contestant Reichen Lehmkuhl is slated to join the cast of Logo's "Real Housewives" knockoff, once known as "Kept":

Brian Moylan of Gawker reports:

Since all the real power gays refused to be on the show Logo's "gay housewives" project got the one guy who wouldn't say no: professional arm candy and reality TV vet Reichen (nee Richard) Lehmkuhl and his boyfriend Rodiney Santiago (what is up with people on reality shows not being able to spell their names like normal people?).

Obviously, Reichen really wants to be famous. Since he never got out of the reality TV ghetto via acting, being naked, dating famous people, or designing baubles, it looks like he's back to reality. We're sure that he's going to do as great a job looking like a horrible attractive person as the rest of the gays in the cast.

Sounds like perfect casting to me. Let's just hope no one has to share a bathroom with Mrs. Santiago.