I've long loved Sandra Bernhard, and still consider her "Without You I'm Nothing" to be one of the funniest comedy shows of all time. (Our mutual Michigan-Phoenix-L.A.-New York trajectory clearly indicates WE were meant to be BFFs, David!) So it does not surprise me in the slightest that she's an obsessed tennis fan -- from McEnroe and Martina to her current obsession, Venus and Serena Williams. David Rosenberg interviewed Sandra about "the girls" for Tennis.com and finds out some surprising information, like that she's a live-tennis virgin, that she tweets with Serena about their mutual manicurist training and why "the girls" are the perfect subjects for one of her trademark fantastical stories (move over, Stevie!).