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Meet the Bromosexuals: Writer Richard Morgan examines the flip side of the metrosexuality craze: openly gay men being mistaken for straight. (We even brunched with two of the subjects over the weekend!) (Observer)

You're Ooouuuut!: With TMZ getting ready to tackle the world of sports, some are predicting the outing of a big-name athlete is just a matter of time. (Miami Herald)

Hey, Dollface: Mattel plans to introduce versions of Barbie and Ken styled after four “Mad Men” characters, but you'll have to provide your own cocktails and cigarettes. (NYT)

Beating a Drunk Horse: Gay rights groups in California are reaching out to anti-gay state Sen. Roy Ashburn, who admitted he was gay after getting busted for DUI after picking up a guy in a gay bar. Who needs him? (Bay Area Reporter)

Smear the Queers: A study conducted at Iowa State University finds that about half of "lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender (LGBT) and allied youths are regular victims of cyberbullying, which causes psychological and emotional distress to victims -- producing thoughts of suicide in some who are repeatedly victimized." Sadly, this number doesn't surprise me in the slightest. (Huffington Post)

Here Come the Brides ... and Grooms!: Hundreds of gay couples in Washington have applied for marriage licenses this week, the first they were available to same-sex couples. (Boston)

Castro-tion: Forget about Obamacare, Miss Ting! If you want your sex reassignment paid for by the government, then you'd better talk to Fidel. (AP)

The End of the Affair: ABC has confirmed that they are writing off the Kish romance, with the network blaming it for a recent slide in ratings. I've been blogging about this romance between Scott Evans and Brett Claywell since I first heard about it, and certainly got the impression it was bringing nothing but acclaim and attention to the show. What a sad ending to such an outstanding effort. (Advocate)

Old Navy: Not only is disgraced former representative Eric Massa a paranoid freak, he's an unrepentant sexual predator. (WaPo)

Of Human Bondage: What the hell? You make one gay S&M film 15 years ago and suddenly you're unfit to serve on the Hollywood (Fla.) police force?! (Advocate)

Fight Back, New York: Cynthia Nixon is joining an effort by an LGBT-backed political group to pass gay marriage -- with an immediate focus on keeping girlfriend-beater and ousted Queens state Sen. Hiram Monserrate -- who voted against gay marriage last year -- from winning back his seat next week. (NYDN)

RIP, Corey Haim: It's a shame you were never able to pull yourself together. Always loved "Lucas" when I was a kid (leukoplakia!), but we all had to grow up. (NYP)