Saturday, January 02, 2010

Just Wondering

What the hell happened to Luke Wilson?

13 comments:

Kyle said...

Not quite sure...but whatever it is, its not good.

Larry said...

I think as a part of his brother Owen's recovery doctors ensured Luke could no longer be hot and therefore entice Kate Hudson.

Anonymous said...

Aww, I like Luke Wilson. There's something sexy about a man who'll let himself gain a few pounds once in a while. Isn't anybody else weary of the neurotic "I've gotta maintain my freshman year in college waistline" way of thinking? (Which I do suffer from, by the way...)

Alan Bennett Ilagan said...

I was wondering that too! Every time I see one of those phone commercials I have to think back on whether or not he was really hot or if I hallucinated the whole thing...

Bart said...

Looks like he's retaining water or something - neither Luke nor Owen for that matter are attractive, IMO

Again, that's just my opinion

Jay said...

I agree with LHH...Owen laid the guilt trip on him and Luke bulked up after that for his brother's well being...

Robert S. said...

I don't know what has happen to Luke but, my first suggestion to him would be lay off the salt guuurrl you're retaining water!...

Ruddigore said...

He went from Dennis Quaid to Randy Quaid very quickly.

Anonymous said...

His decline has been both sad and quite extreme. Remember how hot he was in "Bottle Rocket" -- the beautifully-proportioned face, with the strong jawline and cheekbones, the trim and athletic body, as if he had just come from a track meet? I absolutely fell in love with him in that movie. More recently, even in "Old School" he was fairly trim and had a sexy torso (remember his wet t-shirt scene). Not only does he now look bloated (and that's a kind word -- I'd guess he's put on between 40-50 pounds in the last 10 years), but really it just looks like he has been completely neglecting himself. What happened Luke?!?! You used to be "the hot Wilson!"

Frank Anthony Polito said...

I'm glad I'm not the only bitch who has thought this! Now what about Brendan Fraser?

tom12008 said...

I've been wondering the same thing.

swine said...

Yeah, the straighties moan on Jessica Simpson not being hot anymore but looking at Luke & Brendan now is just so depressing. E! News just showed Gerard Butler looking fat & dumpy on the beach over the weekend. Who's next -- Hugh Jackman & Daniel Craig??

You Oughtta Know said...

His appearance did startle me a bit but I'd still let him go balls deep.