"Pre-holiday activities are the foreplay of Christmas. Naturally, Christmas cards are your first duty and you must send one (with a personal, handwritten message) to every single person you ever met, no matter how briefly. If this common courtesy is not reciprocated, never speak to the person again. Keep computerized records of violators and hold the grudge forever; don't even attend their funeral." -- John Waters
Get tickets to the director's acclaimed one-man show, "Putting the 'X' in Xmas," Dec. 22 at B.B. King in Times Square, HERE.
Friday, December 11, 2009
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