How Big of Him

On Conan O'Brien the other night, Jamie Foxx finally 'fessed up to being that guy with the huge schlong (caution when opening) in that photo that made the rounds earlier this year. (Poor thing, having to be so ripped and hung.) Apparently his "alternative lifestyle" (as he called it) fan base has increased considerably since the photo leaked. And I'd certainly be lying if I didn't admit it was the first time I was able to not be mesmerized by his buck teeth for more than 10 seconds in a row.