*THIS POST IS BEING MADE BY (212) CONTRIBUTOR, FRANK ANTHONY POLITO*
Where to start with my first official Kenneth in the (212) Project Runway recap? Hmmm…
So some friends of mine (and Craig and our housemate, Dan) have been gathering at our place in Park Slope for a good year now to watch Wednesday night Bravo TV. I believe we started with Top Chef Chicago, then moved on to Project Runway season 5, with some Kathy Griffin thrown in on the off-season nights. (Shear Genius fell in there somewhere, but I think we’ve blocked it out.)
After 8-10 months (or however long it’s been) of waiting for the return of Runway, we moved the party to Thursday, and changed the channel to Lifetime—that is, once we found it. What’s up with Time Warner mixing things up on “the day of the show, y’all?” Admittedly, Lifetime is “TV for Women,” but Craig and Dan and I have been known to watch the occasional Will & Grace rerun, and I also love Nicole Sullivan’s sitcom, Rita Rocks, which is set in mine and Kenneth’s native Detroit. The show is super-funny, and features the awesome Tisha Campbell-Martin, and a very cute Richard Ruccolo as Rita’s hubby Jay.
For the most part, the show is the pretty much the same. That’s what they’ve been promising us all along—only it isn’t. L.A., not New York. Garnier, not Tresemme. Macy’s not Blue Fly. At least we’ve still got Heidi and Tim Gunn. And Michael Kors and Nina Garcia. Though she’s now affiliated with Marie Claire, not Elle magazine. What can you do? Just enjoy!
To start off, we’re briefly introduced to our 16 contestants. I won’t elaborate on all, but you can check out the bios here. Stand outs include: Christopher Straub, 30, a Capricorn from MN. He’s cute, with dark hair and both ears pierced. He also likes to wear hats. And cry. (Can we say, “Ricky?”)
Tonight’s challenge was to create a look for a red carpet event. The designer could choose which particular red carpet (Emmy’s, Oscars, MTV Music Awards), and who might be likely to wear their design. Guest judge was none other than Lindsay Lohan (apparently she’s added “designer” to her list of credentials, behind actor/singer/lesbian), which seemed to excite the Runway designers—particularly 31-year-old Cancer from Chicago, Ra’mon Lawrence Coleman, who did his best to kiss Ms. Lohan’s butt from atop the runway.
Not sure what else to say without giving too much away. For the most part, all of the designs were good. Irina Shabayeva, 27, from NYC (an Aquarius) was a fave amongst the Park Slope party-goers. To sum up: Dan liked the use of color on the sets and in the background. His big complaint about Bravo’s Runway rip-off The Fashion Show (which we thoroughly enjoyed) was too much gray. Tim pointed out Tim Gunn’s new hair color, which he described as “tartar yellow,” Craig thought Qristyl’s gown looked like “something the Pointer Sisters would wear circa 1985,” and I noticed that Heidi looked a little like Christie Brinkley, circa “Uptown Girl.” (Maybe the Pointer Sisters remark made me think of the “I’m So Excited” scene from Vacation?)
Project Runway airs on Lifetime TV, Thursday nights at 10pm ET.
*FRANK ANTHONY POLITO is a Brooklyn-based actor, playwright, and author of the novels Band Fags! and Drama Queers!
3 comments:
Whew, this Frank dude is HOT! I mean, thanks for the nice article, Frank. :)
Loved Christoper's design! Hate Lohan.
I like it better on Lifetime. On Bravo there were too many recaps coming back from commercials. It was way too much "one step back two steps forward" television like almost all cable reality shows are. I cannot believe you didn't mention Michael Kors foundation base line - he looked like he was competing for Miss Waffle House. And you're right - I don't know who is going to do it, but Mitchell is gonna get fucked (in a good way).
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