Plea Deal

I'm no district attorney, but I think I have a great idea for how to handle Chris Brown's prosecution. I say we reduce the charge against him to misdemeanor battery in exchange for his promising to beat up the Octomom -- rather than Rihanna -- next he goes berserk, which -- as Oprah has already explained to is -- HE WILL. Heck, I'd even be willing to let him have a Nickelodeon Kids' Choice award for that ...