She Got the Beat?

I've never watched a minute of the "Dancing With the Stars" (not even when Monica Seles was on, which apparently lasted about a minute). But if ever someone's career arch was destined to now be this show, it's Go-Go's frontwoman Belinda Carlisle. (Pose for Playboy? Check. Judge a reality singing show? Check. Become a spokesmodel for a weight-loss system? Check.) I hope to god she bitch slaps Denise Richards and teaches snaggletoothed Jewel -- whose hot hubby is on board, too -- what being a real female rocker is all about!