Poor Michelle

Saw this one at the supermarket checkout this afternoon:

President Barack Obama is caught up in a new gay sex and drug scandal -- and his loving wife is heartbroken, sources tell GLOBE in a blockbuster world exclusive. Find out all the details of the letter Michelle Obama received from the MAN who claims to be her husband's lover -- and how America's devastated First Lady is fighting back against a shocking new tell-all book. It's must reading!

I wonder if this is the same "new" gay sex and drug scandal that surfaced over a year ago when limo driver Larry Sinclair came "forward" to say he blew Obama while O was snorting cocaine back in his state Senate days (so coordinated, that new president of ours!). I guess I'll have to pick up a copy to see if it mentions Sinclair's insistence on taking a polygraph, which he failed miserably. Still, as patently false as this Globe item obviously is, you can't help but wonder if there was a hint of truth in all of those "Laura Bush in Agony as George Falls Off the Wagon Again" stories over the years ...