Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Obama: Cocaine and Gay Sex in Limo?


Well, his name is Larry Sinclair, but it might as well have been Mr. Gennifer Flowers. The hat-wearing Illinois limo driver has come forward with tales of cocaine use with and performing oral sex on the then-state senator turned presidential candidate Barack Obama. (Ouch.) The accusations seem highly suspect -- I don't even think Mike Huckabee would let this guy give him head -- but I would say that Larry's toothlessness would make him an ideal candidate for the, uh, job. (True or not, it's gotta feel good to be on the other side of this one, doesn't it, Hill? Ya big closet bull dyke!)

UPDATE: Larry Sinclair insisted on taking a polygraph to show how honest he was being and FAILED miserably!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh LORD, Can we all just GO ON WITH THIS SH*T? DUDE, GET OVER IT...YEAH, SO HE WAS ON THE DL...WHO THE F CARES! WE ALL DO IT.

Joey7777 said...

Whether or not it's true, what really irks me about "scandalous" reports like this is that it's supposed/assumed/intended to be career-destroying....? Why? Just because someone had cocaine and oral sex in a limo means he or she is incapable of serving as President? It wouldn't be the first "decadent" to successfully manage an empire.

Chase said...

I am incredulous! My guess is that Barack could have done better than this toothless wonder if he were trying to act out on his "DL" behavior. As a gay man, I wonder why my community is in a continued battle to prove the world around them is gay...so crazy. We're the minority kids, get over it!

Anonymous said...

In our president we have a right to expect them to be sober at all times. Cocaine use is against the law. We expect our president to obey the law. We want a president who sets an example for family values he claims to have. A married man having any type of sexual relations outside of his marriage is wrong. We have a right to have a man that does more than "look squeeky clean" He can't be perfect but he can be dilegent. Also why is this not making the NY Times front page as the rumor against McCain did. This rumor has a witness willing to take a lie detector test to show he is telling the truth. Will Obama? S Benn

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